84 Painfully Awkward Pregnancy Photos That’ll Make You Cringe

Being pregnant is a time of joy and excitement of the prospect of bringing a new life into the world. But some people get a bit too over excited and decide that having a photo shoot is the right thing to do to commemorate this special moment in life. The results are both funny and horrific, from guns and bumps to badly drawn babies on pregnant stomachs. Enjoy this car crash blog post!

1. Smoking a cigar and standing next to a gay nightclub dancer? Classy!

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2. This gun and pregnancy theme is scary
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3. Someone stop these people from reproducing.
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4. Just popping down to the hospital darling!
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5. What a horrific dream I had
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6. The photographer must be either blind or perverted.
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7. Gin? Why not. I’m only pregnant. It’s not like I’m on antibiotics!
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8. This is one for the family album
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9. I love you honey! But not as much as this 19″ Goodyear winter tyre.
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10. Damn! I’ve been caught!
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11. What the fuck is it with all these pregnant women and guns!?
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12. This was clearly his idea.
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13. Just plain awful
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14. Pregnant with a dolphin
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15. WTF!!!???
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16. This woman doesn’t know who the father is. It’s one of the guys on the building site I suppose.
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17. Instead of the ice bucket challenge, these guys are doing the “amniotic fluid challenge”
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18. I’m wrestling with my emotions to try and find words to describe this mess.
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19. Horrifically bad and wrong.
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20. Oh fuck off!
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21. The social trend of planking isn’t just for Facebook retards, but also from retarded pregnant women!
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22. The poor horse
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23. I do hope that isn’t a tattoo and that isn’t the father.
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24. Not sure which one is the woman to be honest.
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25. Prick
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26. Just a normal day bathing in the local canal.
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27. I would sack the dress maker. No actually have her taken out!
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28. Not your normal playboy bunny
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29. In years to come the child will look back on his mother and father and think “Thank god they died before I got into high school”
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30. Sick bitch
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31. Ironic, as this was the same place and position they conceived.
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32. Call me crazy, but they are not child bearing hips.
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33. HAHAHA!!! I get what they tried to do there!
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34. Wrong
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35. As you can see, the parents are over the moon at the prospect of producing another son like their first born.
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36. The rule in this house hold is that everyone must be topless and wearing 501s at all times.
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37. This doesn’t surprise me. Germans are odd.
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38. Wow! That is one huge woman!
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39. Wake up! Where at a photo shoot FFS!
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40. To hell with the cost of cling film!
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41. Now that’s some awesome photoshop work there!
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42. God help this child!
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43. I am speechless
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44. This pregnant woman had a craving to eat other pregnant women.
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45. You forgot to mention all the pizza, fried chicken and curry
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46. And if by magic, my wife is pregnant! *Just got back from a 9 month magic tour*
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47. Fuck her, Look at my muscles!
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48. I’m surprised anyone would have messed with you sexually in the first place!
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49. No more, from you! Maybe some other guy though.
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50. It’s all about the baby, remember?
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51. Cute name
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52. The baby will deliver itself
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53. The dog can’t believe its his
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54. This baby is one in a long line of fucktards
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55. Just weird
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56. Who’s idea was this?
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57. Please stop this type of thing
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58. HAHAHA!!
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59. After this photo shoot, I’m going to beat the living shit out of you for getting me to do this photo shoot
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60. The best thing I’ve ever seen. She must be pregnant in her ass.
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61. Witty
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62. The photographer didn’t have a chair for her to sit on
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63. The most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen
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64. Her stomach is the size of a Death Star!
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65. The doctor was late, so the kids had to deliver the baby
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66. Oh look! It’s Gareth from The Office
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67. It was a tough pregnancy, but we’re getting there!
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68. I have no words
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69. I wish this was my baby.
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70. Whoops!
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71. Fucking weird
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72. He’s clearly not a doctor
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73. It’ll probably be more like a medicine ball rather than a baseball darling
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74. Expressing the joys of pregnancy through dance
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75. Marvin had a fetish for stalking pregnant women
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76. It’s nippy out there!
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77. Ariel get’s impregnated by one of the seven dwarfs
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78. Who painted that? A blind man on a galloping horse?
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79. Oh god!
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80. They use some really strange equipment nowadays to get the baby out

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81. David is still not sure what that swelling is.
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82. A man who wears eye-liner isn’t capable of producing a child. FACT
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83. Whoever’s idea this pose was is a genius / pervert
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84. Proof that any guy, no matter how ugly, can get a chick pregnant.
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Thanks to AFP


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