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The Compendium Of Worst Pick Up Lines Ever To Be Spoken From A Fool’s Mouth




Pick up lines are for the brave, confident and from the look of the list below, the plain stupid!
Pick up lines were created, mostly by men, to capture the interest and affections of an attractive female with just one line. Simply walking over to a woman and striking up normal conversation is far too difficult for most men. Most are not blessed with the gift of conversation, charm or wit, so pick up lines are the alternative weapon of choice.

This article lists the worst pick up lines known to man and woman and contain a few good pickup lines and bad pickup lines, funny ones and creepy ones, and there are ones that could work if you make it out to be a joke. But remember, even the worst pickup lines can be effective, if the delivery is well executed!

Let’s get to the good and the bad begin! Please feel free to add your own in the comments!
People! I present to you The Worst Pick Up Lines EVER!!!

“You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?”

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“I may not be the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”

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“i wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house ill put some words in your mouth!”

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“Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.”


“If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I’d still be poor.”


“Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?”


“Gee, this is one warm massage table. Oh, wait, it’s you.”


“If you were a woman, I’d so have sex with you.”


“You’re hotter than my daughter.”

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“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

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“I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.”


“Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

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“You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you”

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“Do you drive? Because you’re driving me crazy!”


“Are you from the Netherlands? Because you are one big dyke!”

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“Baby, if you were words on paper you’d be fine print.”

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“I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?”

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“You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!”


“Damn, you look good in beer goggles…”


“The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.”


“Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I’m going Klingon to you!”


“Nice legs; what time do they open?”


“I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.”


“Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?”


“I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?”


“You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass.”


“It’s called “The Forbidden Kingdom” for a reason.”


“I’m going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.”


“I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter… CHUNKY!”


“Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.”


“Cold out isn’t it? (staring at breasts)”

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“Get your coat because you’ve pulled.”

“Do you have a map? Because I want to have sex with you.

“I’ve got a knife – get your coat”

“I have nothing to declare but the fact that you should go out with me.”

“You know, pants are a vestigial organ. Yours look infected.”

“Are you free tonight or will it cost me?”

“You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.”

“I’ve got my beady eye set on you”

“Snipers get more head. Wanna take a shot?”

“You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.”

“Would you find it quite spiffing if I inserted my genitalia into your genitalia?”

“Ready or not, my clothes come off in 10 seconds”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits”

“Was your dad a cement mixer. Because you are making me hard?” (polish accent)

“Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?”

“do you work at the post office? because i see you checking out my package.

“I have a job for you but it might “blow”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my dick and I will pay you”

“Hi, I’m part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van”

“Would you help me with my math homework? I think I know a formula. You have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and pray you don’t multiply if I am correct.”

“Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your Bedrock”

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