The following awkward sex stories will not only make you shit yourself with laughter but it will no doubt serve as some comfort to you that your very own sex life isn’t that bad compared to these poor bastards!
1. Harry Styles
I accidentally called out Harry Styles’ name while having sex with my boyfriend. We’re not together anymore.
2. Couldn’t find the hole
I almost had sex with my best friend. Almost, because he couldn’t find the hole -_- really awkward and embarrassing!
3. Nuva ring
Sometime when my boyfriend and I have sex, my nuva ring gets stuck on him and he jokes saying he’s “hula hooping”
I broke my tailbone during sex because he tried to pick me up, I freaked and flailed and he dropped me. I told people I fell down the stairs.
5. Caught having sex with teacher
When I was in high school my teacher caught me having sex in the school parking lot….with her husband.
6. The shits
It’s embarrassing when you are having sex and when you slow down the girl asks if you came and you respond, “no I’m clenching my ass cheeks cause I got the shits”
I drooled on my boyfriend last night while we were having sex! So embarrassing!
8. Drunken Sex
Is having drunken sex in front of everyone at a party the most embarrassing thing you can do?
9. Cock microphone
I was giving my boyfriend a bj when he said “I think you’re pretty”. I couldn’t resist the urge to sing “Teenage Dream” Katy Perry. So I did. While using his penis as a microphone.
During really intense, passionate sex I start sobbing uncontrollably
The first time I had sex I fainted….Still most the embarrassing moment ever.
When my boyfriend was eating me out last night, I farted in his mouth.
While having sex; I came, farted, and sneezed. The look on his face was priceless!
The first time I gave my boyfriend a blowjob, cum came out of my nose
15. God porn
While having sex with my husband this morning he stops looks me in the eyes and says “we are like porn stars for God”
Once while having sex with my boyfriend in a field, I had a screaming content with a coyote.
17. Hip trouble
One time I was having sex and my hip locked.. it was so embarrassing.
18. Bump and pump
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened during sex? Mine is I hit my head on the bed frame and then farted.
19. Pardon me!
One time I burped in a girls mouth while having sex with her.
20. Number ones
I peed once during sex.. Talk about embarrassing.
21. Sex milk
I once got so aroused during sex I lactated (I’m not pregnant). It was freaky!
I snuck my boyfriend over last night and we had amazing sex. Next morning – mom “hey if you’re going to sneak someone in don’t you think not moaning so loud would be a good idea and a bed rocking for 3 hours?
23. Nose bleed
Me and my bf were both virgins when we had sex. I have to say it wasn’t good because his forehead hit my nose causing a nose bleed having to end thing earlier than we thought.
24. Sex and shopping
We tried to have sex in the fitting room of Sears like we always do and we got kicked out. Awkward.
Embarrassing: I have a “shallow” vagina. So when I have sex, I can never take the whole thing without bleeding from him hitting the back wall of my cervix.
26. Another nose bleed
The first time I was with a girl, I got so excited that my nose started to bleed, like a freakish anime character, when I saw her naked.
I once thought about candy crush during sex
28. Sweet after sex nothings
After I slept with a girl in college she patted me on the head and said, “Stay golden pony boy”. I just smiled and fell asleep.
29. Pick of the litter
After I lost my virginity I told her that if she were kidnapped and sold to sex slavery, she’d be “The pick of the litter”
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