8 Of The Best Toasts That You Can Make When Out Drinking


Want to get a laugh while on a night out with your mates with a drinking toast? Well we have 8 of the best for you to try out on your family or friends at the next meet up, wedding, funeral or any event! Check out our 2016 edition.


1. To our wives and girlfriends….May they never meet




2. Here’s to those who’ve seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.




3. Here’s to a long life and a happy one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A good girls and an honest one.
A cold pint and another one.




4. To absent friends.




5. May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we’re dead.


6. May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers.



7. Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.




8. Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.





  1. Crystal Bearrington January 17, 2015
  2. Charmaine January 18, 2015
  3. darceh January 20, 2015
  4. The Things We Say June 6, 2015
  5. Brew Swillis July 9, 2015
    • fkrf September 19, 2016
  6. northierthanthou July 12, 2016
  7. Geo December 20, 2016

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