Man Vs Tree – There’s Only Ever Going To Be One Winner

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Hey Eric, how’s it going?

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Oh, I’m chill dill Dave, ‘n you?

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Not bad. Listen, um, it’s getting colder, as you know –

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That’s why I drop my leaves, to give you the signal my twigga.

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Yes, and I appreciate it. But, um listen, my family and I will be getting cold soon, and we would like to get some lumber to help get us through the winter. Can you, you know?

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I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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You don’t even have to give much, just a branch or two.

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Yeah, sorry, I’m not like my cousin, I’m not into giving.

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Not even a twig for your twigga?

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Nope. I don’t give a trunk, Dave.

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Okay, thanks anyway, Eric.

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Se ya, mah twig.

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…Has the nerves to come into my woods and ask…

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Dave, what are you doing?

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Seriously, you needs to stump off. I’m not kidding.

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You’re barking up the wrong tree. I’m warning you and I’m being deciduous.

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