With millions of selfies being published every day across hundreds of different social channels, by the laws of probability, thousands of them will be awkward, bad or just plain stupid. So we have searched the internet and have uncovered the very best of a bad bunch of selfies.
1. Oh yeah I’m hot with my two pairs of tits!
2. Women like chocolate, so why not just pour chocolate on my chest and they will come running…right?
3. The nasty green knickers just ruin this photo
4. Please don’t hurt me! Can I leave now?
5. Baby face bomb
6. Fatty lurking
7. Dad’s out of razors
8. Chocolate rabbits are cool, I don’t care what anyone says!
9. Batman’s sidekick “Fatty Four Front Tits”
10. What a shit selfie.
11. “I’m just way too busy taking selfies to like clean and stuff” * a rat runs past wearing her lipstick*
12. Dad is such a laugh!
13. Too busy admiring his lovely ginger self to realise the devastating mistake
14. Just plain fucking weird
15. This guy’s got an ass like a big fat granny
16. She cocked this selfie up
17. What you looking for bro? Your dignity?
18. Flava Flav gone badly wrong
19. Poor kid, having to have a slut mum & dad.
20. She must be such a proud Grandma
21. Toilet selfie
22. Fat Dads make sexy selfies even more sexy
23. He be dogging
24. And he loves Grandma’s cream pies too!
26. Shit mum, I’m bored of this now
27. I can see the head
28. Toilet in background, big wedge of ginger hair, spotty face and an energy drink. All makes for a great selfie!
29. Lesbian selfie with fat brother taking a shit. Nice
30. I’m bored too
31. Sad sad man
32. Owned by a camel! Don’t get the hump! (Sorry)
33. Fishing for friends
34. Perfect time for a selfie. Someone’s entire life is being destroyed in a fire. Ass hole!
35. This makes me laugh every time!
36. A selfie in her friends pad
37. Damn! You playin!
38. Face like Baywatch. Ass like Whale watch.
39. A well timed selfie before a tackle
40. Another slut mum
42. Oh and another one!
43. 3 in a row!
44. It’s what Grandma would of wanted. A photo of her dead on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram!
45. Enticing all the ladies with his cash and tash!
46. Impressive sword you have there little fella!
47. On this happy occasion it is always ok to take a photo with your dead relatives.